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Young Rabbi [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Jillian
Total Views:  1963
Release Date:  Nov 30th, 2010
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  This is a story about a popular young Rabbi, who on Sabbath Eve announces to his congregation that he will not renew his contract.

He explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.

There is a hush. No one wants him to leave. Sol Epstein, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, "If the Rabbi stays, I
will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"

The congregation sighs in appreciation, and applauds.

Sam Goldstein, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the Rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a
foundation to guarantee the college education's of all his children!"

More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Goldfarb, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Rabbi stays, I vill give him sex!"

There is total silence.

The Rabbi, blushing, asks her "Mrs. Goldfarb, whatever possessed you to say that?"

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jacob is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand
and shaking his head from side to side while his wife replies, "Vell, I just asked my husband how we could help and he just said, 'Fuck the Rabbi!'"




 
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reason (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
why her husband held the forehead with the palm



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