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Submitted by: Daniboy |
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Total Views: 1187 |
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Release Date: Dec 3rd, 2010 |
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A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn�t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, "Don�t worry. You�ll never have to go to jail with all that money.� And the lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn�t have a dime.
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Comment: 1
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 Darn! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Listen to all sayings of lawyers will lead to prison! |
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