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Submitted by:  Lil_Solja
Total Views:  5613
Release Date:  Jun 21st, 2007
Rating:  Good (3) | 2 rate(s)

1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student.

2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.

3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.

4. If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.

5. If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.

6. If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping.

7. If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie.Olympic Dream Team I or II).

8. If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.

9. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.

10. If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).

11. If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light.

12. If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself.

13. If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.

14. If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't

15. If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week

16. If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free", even though it tastes terrible.

17. If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy

18. If you wake up 10 minutes before class

19. If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them

20. If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class

21. If your social life consists of a date with the library

22. If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap

23. If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room

24. If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have

25. If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class

26. If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn

27. If you celebrate when you find a quarter

28. If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over

29. If your walls are plastered with posters of half naked men or women (whichever your preference)

30. If you have built up a tolerence for beverages (he he he)

31. If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself

32. If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis

33. If you get more sleep in class than in your room

34. If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles

35. If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo

36. If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes

37. If you get more e-mail than mail.




 
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Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
Cool (by bwindy, Jul 30th, 2007)
haha, that's all right haha, always so !!



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