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Submitted by: abdulrahman |
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Total Views: 1416 |
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Release Date: Dec 29th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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You Might Be A Lawyer If....
You are charging someone for reading these jokes.
The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.
You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.
Your other car is a BMW.
When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.
When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Demand! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Can u have all demand for it??? |
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