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You're a lawyer if [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  abdulrahman
Total Views:  1416
Release Date:  Dec 29th, 2010
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You Might Be A Lawyer If....

You are charging someone for reading these jokes.

The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.

You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.

Your other car is a BMW.

When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.

When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.




 
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Demand! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Can u have all demand for it???



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