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Submitted by: branden |
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Total Views: 2003 |
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Release Date: Sep 23rd, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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The teacher asks Little Johnny "Which body part goes to heaven first?"
Little Johnny replies "The feet miss"
So the teacher says "Why the feet?"
And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mummys bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh my God I'm coming'"
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 heaven (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
his mother comes to the heaven in bed , damn her ! |
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