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Submitted by: Big_Ham |
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Total Views: 2504 |
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Release Date: Nov 28th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A little boy hears the word "whorehouse" in school and asks his father what it means.
His father is quite shocked, and replies: "Well, uh... you go there to... have a good time."
The boy starts screaming and hollering that he wants to go there too, but his father insists that he's too young.
Saturday night his dad and a few friends go to "Suzie's" to "have a good time," not knowing the little boy is following them.
After his father leaves, the little boy enters the whorehouse and tells the madame that he too wants to have a good time. She's a bit puzzled at first, but being a kind-hearted lady, she gives him three doughnuts and tells him to leave.
Later that night he comes home, his parents all worried.
His father approaches him first and asks him where he's been.
"IN A WHOREHOUSE!" he screams proudly.
"WHAT? Well... uh... how was it?"
"I managed the first two without any problem, but I just licked the last one."
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 supprised ? (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
the father must be supprised when hearing that |
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