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Who to Shoot? [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  jack_bastard
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Release Date:  Oct 13th, 2010
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You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.




 
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Discriminiratory! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Yeah, as he talks so much!!!!!!



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