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Submitted by: jack_bastard |
Total Views: 1266 |
Release Date: Oct 13th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)

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You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Discriminiratory! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007) Yeah, as he talks so much!!!!!! |
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