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Who signed the Declaration of Independence |
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Submitted by: Eureka_Seven |
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Total Views: 3504 |
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Release Date: Jul 16th, 2007 |
Rating: Good | 2 rate(s)
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A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed the
Declaration of Independence?" He said, "Damn if I know." She was a little
put out by his swearing, so she told him to go home and to bring his
father with him when he came back. Next day, the father came with his son,
sat in the back of the room to observe. She started back in on her quiz
and finally got back to the boy. "Now, Johnny, I'll ask you again. Who
signed the Declaration of Independence?" "Well, hell, teacher," Johnny
said, "I told you I didn't know." The father jumped up in the back,
pointed a stern finger at his son, and said, "Johnny, if you signed that
d*mn thing, hell, you d*mn well better admit it!"
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Comment: 2
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 Someone? (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
I thought that, man. Watever :)). |
must be proud of his son (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
:)), the father must be proud of his son :D |
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Who signed the Declaration of Independence 
