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Who signed the Declaration of Independence [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Eureka_Seven
Total Views:  3504
Release Date:  Jul 16th, 2007
Rating:  Good | 2 rate(s)

A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who  signed the

Declaration of Independence?"  He said, "Damn if I know."  She was a little

put out by his swearing, so she told him  to go home and to bring his

father with him when he came back. Next day, the father came with his son,

sat in the back of  the room to observe.  She started back in on her quiz

and finally got back to the boy. "Now, Johnny, I'll ask you again. Who

signed the Declaration of Independence?" "Well, hell, teacher," Johnny

said, "I told you I didn't  know." The father jumped up in the back,

pointed a stern finger at  his son, and said, "Johnny, if you signed that

d*mn thing, hell, you d*mn well better admit it!"




 
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Comment:  2 [Add Comment]
Someone? (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
I thought that, man. Watever :)).
must be proud of his son (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
:)), the father must be proud of his son :D



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