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Submitted by: big_fat_harry_cock |
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Total Views: 1890 |
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Release Date: Jul 19th, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively "You've got great hair!" The man looked around but couldn't see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his beer.
A minute later, he heard the same soft voice say "You're a handsome man!" The man looked around, but still couldn't see where the voice was coming from.
When he went back to his beer, the voice said again "What a stud you are!" The man was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on.
The bartender said "Oh, it's the nuts--they're complimentary."
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Comment: 3
[Add Comment]
 Uh oh (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
The nuts can speak! That is strange but true! Hi hi! |
Smack that :)). (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
Do it right now, man. Don't miss the chance! |
what so funni .. (by blackrose, Jul 11th, 2007)
Oh, my god! hahaha..so funny,i can't imagine what happened |
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Who keeps saying those things? 
