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Who gave you those black eyes? [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  fgfdgxgrgggggggg
Total Views:  2208
Release Date:  Jun 19th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.

"Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?"

"Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them."




 
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Funny (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
I like it so much! It is so funny!
Someone gave..... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
They look really mysterious. Hi hi :">.
I like it! (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
Hhaha, cazy fun, isn't it?



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