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Submitted by: lolermee |
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Total Views: 1231 |
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Release Date: Nov 17th, 2010 |
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At the height of a political corruption trial the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. Isnt it true he bellowed that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?
The witness stared out the window as though he hadnt heard the question.
Isnt it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case? the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally the judge leaned over and said Sir please answer the question.
Oh the startled witness said I thought he was talking to you.
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Compromise this case! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Haha, I wonder are you a lawyer>>>???? |
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