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Submitted by: FliiRtY_TwiiRtY |
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Total Views: 3658 |
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Release Date: Jul 23rd, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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CONTROVERSY: Should the tree be real or fake?
YUPPIE:
Live tree, planted after use
MALE:
Fake tree, discarded after use
FEMALE:
Grow tree in house, adorned with fruits
REALITY:
Fake tree stays up until May, adorned with fur-balls
CONTROVERSY: Should tree lights twinkle or stay constant?
YUPPIE:
Each bulb blinks to its own random rhythm
MALE:
Bulbs flash logo of football team
FEMALE:
Elegant flickering candles
REALITY:
Tree bursts into flames, burns house down
CONTROVERSY: Should tree be topped with an angel or a star?
YUPPIE:
Gender-neutral angel; no submissive female stereotype
MALE:
Blonde angel, kneeling, in a wet T-shirt
FEMALE:
Authentic angel explains true meaning of Christmas
REALITY:
Hell's Angel steals the tree and the gifts
CONTROVERSY: Do ya fling or hang tinsel?
YUPPIE:
Empower each strand with self-determining skills
MALE:
Six large clumps of tinsel on front of tree
FEMALE:
Each icicle hangs like strand of delicate artwork
REALITY:
More icicles on floor than on tree
CONTROVERSY: Do ya open gifts on Christmas Eve or morning?
YUPPIE:
Gifts opened on posted, individual schedules so all enjoy surprise
MALE:
Anytime, just so it doesn't interfere with football
FEMALE:
Anytime the entire family is present
REALITY:
Doesn't matter, everyone's peeked anyway
CONTROVERSY: Ham or Turkey for Christmas Dinner?
YUPPIE:
Baked Tofu Balls stuffed with wheat germ
MALE:
Anything, as long as there's plenty of both it...and beer
FEMALE:
A meal the entire family plans and prepares
REALITY:
Chinese carry-out or McDonald's
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 reality! (by blackrose, Jul 23rd, 2007)
i am a woman, so u know who is the best! |
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