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Submitted by: Cookie_lips |
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Release Date: Oct 4th, 2010 |
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"Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny.
"I didn't have no breakfast," Johnny mumbled.
"You poor dear," said the teacher. "Now, to return to our geography
lesson, Johnny, where is the French border?"
"In bed with my mom. That's why I didn't have no breakfast."
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Let's find! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
Don't be anxious, we're gonna find it out. |
is in bed!!! :)) (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
the French border is in bed!!! :)) |
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Where is the French border 
