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What the Hell does Bill Clinton Want? [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  corn_chunks
Total Views:  4229
Release Date:  Mar 26th, 2007
Rating:  Excellent (5) | 13 rate(s)

Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity. They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "Oh no! That’s not how I want to spend all eternity......." They go to the second door. The Devil shows him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says "Oh no! Not for me!"

They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a blowjob. Bill thinks and decides, "Hmmm, looks okay to me. I’ll take it." The Devil then says, "Good. Hey Monica, you’ve been replaced."




 
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Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
I can see what you mean. (^_^)
Let's guess.... (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Ah, that's it. Now I realize =)).
Haha (by Megan, May 17th, 2007)
Thats funny but it would be funnier if it was George Bush



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