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	Submitted by:  gay_long_cocks Total Views:  4001 Release Date:  Jun 26th, 2007 Rating:  Very Good (4) | 5 rate(s) Rate ItPoorFairGoodVery GoodExcellent A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?" His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that." So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped in his daiper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her, so he went to the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through a hole and saw the dad in bed with the nanny. He went back to bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said, "Dad i know what you mean now." "You do? Tell me." "OK, while capatilism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on!!!" Play Filmora coupon
	Tags: Comment:  2 [Add Comment] Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007) The child is so innocent! I like this joke! Theorical thing :)).... (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007) Another way to define politics, man. So good.
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