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Submitted by:  elmorito
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Release Date:  Jan 10th, 2011
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee? A boxing referee doesn't get paid extra for a longer fight. What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off.   What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rhinoceros? The lawyer charges more.   What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!   What's the difference between a lawyer and a computer nerd? Sooner or later everyone needs a lawyer.   What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a catfish.   What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the skunk.   What's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? A hooker will stop screwing you after you are dead.   What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A gigolo only screws one person at a time.   What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.



 
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Collection! (by blackrose, Jul 17th, 2007)
You read to identify who is lawyer??? Haha



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