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Were you ever arrested? [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  madison_winkler
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Release Date:  Dec 23rd, 2010
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A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"

He answered no to the question.

The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, the lawyer answered it "Never got caught."




 
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Never! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
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