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Submitted by: madison_winkler |
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Release Date: Dec 23rd, 2010 |
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A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"
He answered no to the question.
The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, the lawyer answered it "Never got caught."
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Never! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007) But someday because .... |
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