 |
|
|
Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Lawyer jokes
|
Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
Submitted by: madison_winkler |
|
Total Views: 1939 |
|
Release Date: Dec 23rd, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
|
|
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"
He answered no to the question.
The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, the lawyer answered it "Never got caught."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Never! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
But someday because .... |
|
|
|
|
|
Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
See other funny jokes:
|
 |
Drunk Driving
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a m...
Total Views: 1262; |
|
|
|
|
You've changed my mind
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you ...
Total Views: 1258; |
|
|
|
|
Here's your fee schedule
A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.
"Alright,&...
Total Views: 1175; |
|
|
|
|
Halls of Justice
A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi, and s...
Total Views: 1210; |
|
|
|
|
Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette
A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention.
Th...
Total Views: 1357; |
|
|
|
|
C'mere Pig
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
Nothing. There are so...
Total Views: 1349; |
|
|
| |
More lawyer jokes...
|
|
|
|
|
|
Other categories:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Were you ever arrested? 
