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Submitted by: butterflies_angels |
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Total Views: 1295 |
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Release Date: Oct 3rd, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,
"Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear
his collar backwards."
The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your f**kin' trousers backwards
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Should you ! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
Yeah, because it's tight, man :)). |
a hard task! (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
hic, having thousands of children must be a hard task! |
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Wear your collar backwards 
