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Submitted by: bambbambleamble |
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Release Date: Dec 23rd, 2010 |
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NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn�t return to Earth.
The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A million dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it to M.I.T."
The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for $2 million. "I want to give a million to my family," he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."
The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer�s ear, "Three million dollars."
"Why so much more than the others?" asked the interviewer.
The lawyer replied, "If you give me $3 million, I�ll give you $1 million, I�ll keep $1 million, and we�ll send the engineer to Mars."
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Comment: 1
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 Send lawyer else up (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Bribing is the habit of lawyer! |
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