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Submitted by:  claudette
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Release Date:  Dec 6th, 2010
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  Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems.

The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a p*ss, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour, 'cause my pee barely trickles out."

"Heck, that's nothing, " said the eighty year old. "Every morning at 8:30 I have to take a sh*t, but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation. It's terrible".

The ninety-year-old said, "You guys think you have problems! Every morning at 7:30 I p*ss like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I sh*t like a pig.

The trouble with me is, I don't wake up till eleven."




 
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the real trouble (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
he has not got enogh stregth to get out of the bed to do what he imagines



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