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Viagra cut into four [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Arg_Me_Matey
Total Views:  3624
Release Date:  Oct 27th, 2010
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 1 rate(s)

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

The pharmacist said "That`s no problem. How many do you want?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That`s too small a dose. That won`t get you through sex."

The gentleman said, "Oh, that`s all right. I`m past eighty years old, and I don`t even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don`t pee on my shoes.




 
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that`s why (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
he uses with a small dose , funny .



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