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Submitted by: Arg_Me_Matey |
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Release Date: Oct 27th, 2010 |
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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said "That`s no problem. How many do you want?"
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That`s too small a dose. That won`t get you through sex."
The gentleman said, "Oh, that`s all right. I`m past eighty years old, and I don`t even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don`t pee on my shoes.
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