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Submitted by: Fr3Zh2D3aF |
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Release Date: Dec 3rd, 2010 |
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A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:
"Was walking down the street and saw you on the other side. Walked to the corner to cross at the light, crossed the street and walked quickly to catch up with you. Got close and saw it wasn't you. -$50.00."
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 Roadmap! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Not simply a bill, but also really funny bill! |
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