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Submitted by: boonzie |
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Total Views: 1268 |
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Release Date: Dec 30th, 2010 |
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A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer.
The witness hesitated. "But they are unfit for any respectable person to hear," she protested.
"Then," said the attorney, "just whisper them to the judge."
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Moving the lips! (by blackrose, Jul 17th, 2007)
I don't think whisper and say is different! |
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