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Understanding a Woman [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Last_breath
Total Views:  2410
Release Date:  Jun 29th, 2007
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  We need      REALLY MEANS     I want
 

  You want   REALLY MEANS   You need
 

  It's your decision    REALLY MEANS   The correct decision should be obvious by now.
 

  We need to talk   REALLY MEANS   I need to complain
 

  Do what you want    REALLY MEANS    You'll pay for this later.
 

  You're ... so manly    REALLY MEANS     You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
 

  Sure... go ahead    REALLY MEANS   I don't want you to.
 

  I'm not upset    REALLY MEANS    Of course I'm upset, you moron!
 

  You're certainly attentive tonight.    REALLY MEANS   Is sex all you ever think about?
 

  I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!     REALLY MEANS      I'm on my period.
 

  Be romantic, turn out the lights.     REALLY MEANS     I'm Embarrassed
 

  This kitchen is so inconvenient       REALLY MEANS     I want a new house.
 

  You have to learn to communicate.    REALLY MEANS    Just agree with me.
 

  Yes   REALLY MEANS    No
 

  No   REALLY MEANS    No
 

  Maybe    REALLY MEANS    No
 

  I heard a noise    REALLY MEANS    I noticed you were almost asleep.
 

  Do you love me?    REALLY MEANS    I'm going to ask for something expensive.
 

  How much do you love me?    REALLY MEANS    I did something you're not going to like.
 

  I'll be ready in a minute.    REALLY MEANS    Be patient I'll be a while.
 

  Am I a little fat?    REALLY MEANS    Tell me I'm beautiful.
 

  I'm sorry.    REALLY MEANS    You'll be sorry.
 

  Do you like this recipe?    REALLY MEANS    It's easy to fix, so get used to it.
 

  Was that the baby?    REALLY MEANS    Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.
 

  I'm not yelling!    REALLY MEANS    Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
 

 

All we're going to buy is a soap dish    REALLY MEANS    Major shopping trip.  Did you bring your checkbook?

 




 
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omg (by jasminecrazy, Jul 11th, 2007)
as evil as hell would like to understand...



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