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Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Arenít [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  am_clau
Total Views:  34937
Release Date:  Jul 20th, 2007
Rating:  Good (3) | 5 rate(s)

10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker!
7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.




 
Tags: Christmas  a christmas story  christmas jokes  noel  santa claus 
Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
crap (by luke, Dec 3rd, 2008)
very crap
good (by chris, Dec 3rd, 2008)
very good and funny
look! (by blackrose, Jul 24th, 2007)
it only lasts for 7 days!!



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