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Submitted by: Lennart |
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Total Views: 1432 |
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Release Date: Oct 26th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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- No one fails a class anymore, they're merely "passing impaired."
- You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."
- Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
- These days, a student isn't lazy. He/She's "energetically declined."
- Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
- Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
- Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
- You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."
- You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Alright! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
That's kinda tight, man! |
very relief (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
yeah, take these as the very relief |
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