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Submitted by: Icy_Fire |
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Total Views: 2082 |
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Release Date: Jun 20th, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
FROM: Human Resources
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer tolerated.
We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers, therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.
SO...
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Perhaps I can work late.
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When the f**k do you expect me to do this?
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I'm certain that is not feasible.
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No f**king way!!
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Really?
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You've got to be sh*tting me.
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Perhaps you should check with...
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Tell someone who gives a sh*t.
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Of course I'm concerned.
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Ask me if I give a sh*t.
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I wasn't involved in the project.
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It's not my f**king problem.
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That's interesting.
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What the f**k?!?!
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I'm not sure I can implement this.
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Fuck it, it won't work.
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I'll try to schedule that.
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Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
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Are you sure this is a problem?
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Who the f**k cares?
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He's not familiar with the problem.
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He's got his head up his ass.
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Excuse me sir?
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Eat sh*t and die motherf**ker.
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So you weren't happy with it?
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Kiss my ass.
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I'm a bit overloaded at this moment.
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Fuck it, I'm on salary.
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I don't think you understand.
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Shove it up your ass.
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I love a challenge.
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This job sucks.
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You want me to take care of that?
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Who the hell died and made you boss?
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I see.
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Blow me.
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Yes, we really should discuss it.
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Another f**king meeting!!!
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I don't think this will be a problem.
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I really don't give a sh*t.
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He's somewhat insensitive.
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He's a f**king prick.
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She's an aggressive go getter.
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She's a ball busting bitch.
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I think you could use more training.
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You don't know what the f**k you're doing
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Polite! (by blackrose, Jul 13th, 2007)
I'm a rude man, oh, I have to learn it heart or i will lose the job!!!! |
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