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Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Dirty jokes
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Submitted by: i_lyk_breast_milk |
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Total Views: 2077 |
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Release Date: Oct 27th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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Three vampires walk into a bar and order drinks.
The first vampire asks for blood.
The second vampire asks for blood.
The third vampire asks for some hot water.
The bartender is baffled. "Why don't you want blood like everyone else?"
"Because," says the third vampire, pulling out a USED tampon, "I'm making tea."
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 disgusting ! (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
also blood , but from a very " nice " place |
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