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Three Vampires in a Bar [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  i_lyk_breast_milk
Total Views:  2077
Release Date:  Oct 27th, 2010
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 Three vampires walk into a bar and order drinks.

The first vampire asks for blood.

The second vampire asks for blood.

The third vampire asks for some hot water.

The bartender is baffled. "Why don't you want blood like everyone else?"

"Because," says the third vampire, pulling out a USED tampon, "I'm making tea."




 
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disgusting ! (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
also blood , but from a very " nice " place



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