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Submitted by: Bugnugget |
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Total Views: 1282 |
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Release Date: Nov 17th, 2010 |
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A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"
The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."
"A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive isn't it?"
"It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Expensive lawyer! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Third question : Are you mad man??? |
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