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Release Date:  Oct 4th, 2010
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Three impressive-looking Jewish men with beards are out playing golf one day. The first hits the ball very hard and long, but it hooks and goes into a lake. "That’s okay," he sighs. Then he raises his driver, parts the water, and walks across the dry lake bed to hit the ball onto the green.

The second hooks one toward the lake, where it floats gently on the surface. The second golfer walks over on top of the water to hit the ball onto the green.

Finally the oldest man advances to the tee and strikes his ball with a mighty swing. This ball also hooks, and it lands on a lily pad in the middle of the lake. Very soon a large bird picks up the ball, carries it over the green, and drops it into the hole.

"Quit your frowning, Moses," said the second golfer to the first.

"Yeah, but Jesus," the first golfer calmly replies, " this is exactly why I don’t like playing golf with your Father."




 
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haha.Humorous stuff (by jasminecrazy, Jul 16th, 2007)
i like it!!!!!!!



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