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Submitted by:  dadddaddisaddisoon
Total Views:  1805
Release Date:  Nov 28th, 2010
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    A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink.

After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom.

The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them.

He asks the first duck, "What's your name?"

"Huey," replies the duck.

"So, how's your day been?"

"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."

The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?"

"Duey," replies the duck.

"So, how's your day been?"

"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."

The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?"

The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."




 
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can`t guess (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
out of the Puddle



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