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This is the Captain [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  julie_iz_me
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Release Date:  Oct 26th, 2010
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About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying, on their way home from a school trip. Once we were in the air, and the crew began serving drinks, I could hear them pleading with the children to settle down and let the other passengers get some sleep. No amount of reasoning seemed to help, until I thought of the solution that actually worked. I picked up the PA mike in the cockpit and announced, "Children, this is the captain speaking. Don't make me stop this airplane and come back there!"



 
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Yeah! (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
Here he is. Take back take back :)).
:D hope (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
:D hope it would work!



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