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Submitted by: julie_iz_me |
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Total Views: 1145 |
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Release Date: Oct 26th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying, on their way home from a school trip. Once we were in the air, and the crew began serving drinks, I could hear them pleading with the children to settle down and let the other passengers get some sleep.
No amount of reasoning seemed to help, until I thought of the solution that actually worked. I picked up the PA mike in the cockpit and announced, "Children, this is the captain speaking. Don't make me stop this airplane and come back there!"
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Yeah! (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
Here he is. Take back take back :)). |
:D hope (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
:D hope it would work! |
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