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Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Lunchbox
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Release Date:  Oct 26th, 2010
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"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too" "Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery" "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week" "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day" "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me." "I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve" "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"



 
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What?? (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
I want to hear!
Uh` huh ! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
Now I realize many things from it :D!
very clever!!! (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
yes, that's very clever!!!



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