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Things to Do to Liven Up Thanksgiving Dinner [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  LolliePop
Total Views:  4041
Release Date:  Jun 18th, 2007
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1. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table. Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake. 2. When everyone goes around to say what they are Thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to say anything more. 3. Bring along old recorded football games, pop them in the VCR when Dad's not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the game. When he comes into the room, turn off the VCR and turn on the regular TV. 4. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms. 5. During mid-meal turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the Turkey was past expiration date. You were worried for nothing."



 
Tags: thanksgiving  turkey 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
funny stuff (by leepro, Jul 25th, 2007)
is that all ? .. no more ?



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