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Submitted by: eabeeabelabel |
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Total Views: 4140 |
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Release Date: Jul 7th, 2007 |
Rating: Good | 1 rate(s)
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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
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Comment: 4
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 Self Control (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
Many problems happen with drunks! |
Dance with it :))... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
Ey, man! That's so wack :)). |
Take it out ! (by kitty, Jul 15th, 2007)
He's dancing really well, man! |
Natural fun, u know? (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
Haha, can I control my self from laughing loudly! Thanks |
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