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	There are no honest lawyers [Add Comment]
	Submitted by:  kthxbai Total Views:  1312 Release Date:  Dec 3rd, 2010 Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s) Rate ItPoorFairGoodVery GoodExcellent A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer. "Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put `here lies an honest lawyer'." "But that won't let people know who it is!" protested the lawyer. "Sure it will," retorted the stonecutter. "People will read it and exclaim, "That's impossible!" Play Filmora coupon
	Tags: Comment:  1 [Add Comment] Before and after! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007) Everybody will know who is lawyer as soon as possible!
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