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There's a Space Shuttle mission to the moon [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  cute_sexy_lody
Total Views:  1721
Release Date:  Jun 25th, 2007
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There's a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman
on board.

The headquarters in the US calls:
"Monkey #1, Monkey #1 report to coms for instructions."
He sits down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1,
increase the temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the
reactors. So the monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releases
the oxygen.

A few moments later headquarters calls again: "Monkey #2, Monkey #2
report to coms for instructions." He sits down and he is told to add
Carbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop the fuel injection to engine 3, to
add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyse the solar
radiation. So the monkey does the carbon dioxide, the fuel injection,
the nitrogen and the analysis of solar radiation.

A little later on, headquarters calls again: "Woman, woman please
report to coms for instructions." She sits down and just as she is
about to be told what to do she says..... "I know, I know!! Feed
the monkeys, and don't touch a d*mn thing."




 
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fucking hilarious! (by jasminecrazy, Jul 11th, 2007)
ridiculous~!



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