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	Submitted by:  cavalli Total Views:  1949 Release Date:  Sep 16th, 2010 Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s) Rate ItPoorFairGoodVery GoodExcellent Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a p*ss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!" Play Filmora coupon
	Tags: Comment:  1 [Add Comment] smart boy (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007) he should change to " urinten ' ?
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