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Submitted by: Lil_Mill |
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Total Views: 1131 |
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Release Date: Oct 20th, 2010 |
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The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Teacher is played :)).. (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
For sure, man. He can't be smarter than the boy =)). |
arithmetic is certainly different (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
=)) arithmetic is certainly different from the sheep, keke |
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