 |
|
|
Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Dirty jokes
|
Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
Submitted by: albania |
|
Total Views: 12294 |
|
Release Date: Jun 26th, 2007 |
Rating: Very Good (4) | 10 rate(s)
|
|
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 something to do / (by sunny, Jul 13th, 2007)
at least there is one thing to do between Thanksgiving and Christmas " tatoo " |
|
|
|
|
|
Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
See other funny jokes:
|
 |
Blonde in an Internat Cafe
A blonde is on holiday and she wallks into an internet cafe to send an e-mail to...
Total Views: 2101; |
|
|
|
|
I need to pee!
A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church the littl...
Total Views: 2957; |
|
|
|
|
Fruits of love
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log ...
Total Views: 2362; |
|
|
|
|
Grandma in court
Grandma Goes to Court
Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little O...
Total Views: 2303; |
|
|
|
|
Hilarious
There are three pregnant women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead all sitting i...
Total Views: 3199; |
|
|
|
|
Eighty year old virgin
One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch. Sh...
Total Views: 2857; |
|
|
| |
More dirty jokes...
|
|
|
|
|
|
Other categories:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The Tatoo 
