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The school play [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  FracturE
Total Views:  1432
Release Date:  Jul 16th, 2007
Rating:  Poor | 1 rate(s)

Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these
lines to practice:

"Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I think
I'll snatch a kiss and run into the forest. By William Shakespeare."

Little Johnny practiced and practiced and did the lines perfectly every
time. The night of the play it was his turn to speak. This is what he said:

"Hark! A pigeon sh*t! There lies a lady with soap in her hole. I think
I'll kiss her snatch and run into the forest. By William Snakesh*t...
Horsesh*t... Oh, sh*t! I didn't want to be in this d*mn play anyway!"




 
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Comment:  2 [Add Comment]
Watch it! (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
Good play at all. Shakespear's gonna love it :)).
feel free (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
oh yeah, u can quit! feel free



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