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The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  holy_hell
Total Views:  2748
Release Date:  Jul 19th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

The Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen", so I just stepped inside
I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride
I heard high voices, turned, and found the place was occupied
by two old nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse -- what could be worse?
Two old nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse!

The Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen", it must've been a gag
'cause when I walked right in there, I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace and slapped me with her bag
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day, what can I say?
This just wasn't turning out to be my day!

The Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen", and I would like to find
that crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the signs
'cause I've got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind
Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy -- boy o boy!
No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy!




 
Tags: Christmas  a christmas story  christmas jokes  merry christmas  noel 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
say! (by blackrose, Jul 23rd, 2007)
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