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Submitted by:  humberto
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Release Date:  Oct 4th, 2010
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Several men are sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising, when suddenly a cell phone sitting on the bench rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

"Hello?"

"Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?"

"Yes."

"Great! I’m at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"

"What’s the price?"

"Only $1,500.00."

"Okay, but for that price I want it with all the extras."

"Great! But before we hang up, there’s something else..."

"Yes?"

"It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we looked at last year is on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property..."

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $450,000...a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank..."

"Well, then, go ahead and buy it, but only bid $420,000. Okay?"

"Okay, sweetie...Thanks! I’ll see you later! I love you!"

"Bye..." The man hangs up, closes the phone flap, and yells, "Hey, does anybody know whose phone this is?"




 
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haha so ridiculous (by jasminecrazy, Jul 16th, 2007)
i laughed so hard that my belly hurt!!!!!!



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