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Submitted by: adrienne |
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Total Views: 1330 |
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Release Date: Oct 26th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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Patsy offered to care for the eight-year-old daughter of her next-door neighbor. She arrived in time to prepare breakfast, laying a generous helping of bacon and eggs in front of the child. "Mother always serves hot biscuits for breakfast," said the eight-year-old.
So, Patsy, very eager to oblige, hurried into the kitchen and quickly prepared a plate of hot biscuits, which she laid in front of the girl. "No, thank you," she said.
"But I thought you said your mother always has hot biscuits for breakfast!" said Patsy in surprise.
"She does," said the child. "But I don't eat them."
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Somethign changes (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
I don't wanna c the thing like that. Anyway, it's good! |
dont let mommy down (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
oh no, dont let mommy down like that :D |
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