Audio4fun Community Audio Community
Every day a new tone for your mobile phone
Home | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Online Game Chat | Music | Add-ons | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds
Delicious
Editor's Choice
Funny Stuff
Funny ringtones
Funny sounds
Funny audio clips
Funny jokes
Funny flashes
Funny pictures
Funny Video
Music
Funny song parodies
Morphed songs
Free remix songs
Tutorials for Music Morpher
Community
VIP Store
Add-ons
Parody Voices
Astrology
Online Dating
Archive
--> -->
Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites: Facebook! TwitThis! Digg! Delicious

Get all the new funny stuff emailed each day

New funny stuff
The Music Teacher [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  i_am_the_devil
Total Views:  2244
Release Date:  Sep 16th, 2010
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it."

Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework."

The teacher says, "Very good, Claude."

Mary says, "The sky is very dark... perhaps it's going to rain." The teacher says, "Very good, Mary."

She calls on Little Johnny in the back.

Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna pee on the piano."




 
Tags:
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
imaginative (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
pee on the piano ? more than that



Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here.
 
See other funny jokes:
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers The Fire Truck A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he noti...
Total Views:  8468;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers The Black Sheep A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends ...
Total Views:  7888;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Pistol Prematu   A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This wa...
Total Views:  1939;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers The 4th affair   A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for...
Total Views:  1931;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Hammer homicide     The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're char...
Total Views:  1943;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Peanut butter & jam     A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."...
Total Views:  10861;
  More dirty jokes...

Other categories:
  Top 5 views   Drunk jokes (4)
  Family jokes (126)   Food jokes (6)
  Free jokes (4)   Funny quotes (5)
  Gays & Lesbians jokes (90)   Gender jokes (4)
  Halloween jokes (20)   Holidays jokes (9)
  Job jokes (4)   More categories...
 
AV Voice Changer Software Diamond AV Music Morpher Gold AV Video Morpher AV Webcam Morpher
$99.95 $99.95 $29.95 $39.95

Field: Category:    

Voice changer software
Tell friends
Newsletter

Get all the new funny stuff emailed each day


New funny stuff
Home | Voice over for PC | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Astrology | Smart Updates | Online Game Chat
Music | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds | Funny Song Parodies | Morphed Songs | Remix Songs | Funny Audio Clips