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Submitted by: jessalin |
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Release Date: Oct 18th, 2010 |
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the
teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Good comparision :)).... (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
Ha ha, kinda funny. I like it! |
always a nuisance :D (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
oh, the kids' questions are always a nuisance :D |
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The little girl and the whale 
