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The little girl and the whale [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  jessalin
Total Views:  1702
Release Date:  Oct 18th, 2010
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the
teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."




 
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Good comparision :)).... (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
Ha ha, kinda funny. I like it!
always a nuisance :D (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
oh, the kids' questions are always a nuisance :D



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