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The Hazards of Kicking the Cat [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Hairball
Total Views:  1904
Release Date:  Jun 30th, 2007
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  There was a little boy with a bad attitude. He was at home one day
   doing his chores. He  was feeding the chickens and he got mad and kicked one across the   yard. He was feeding   the hogs and got mad and kicked the hell out of one of them also. He  was milking the cow  and it kept hitting him in the face with its tail so he kicked it,  too. His mom had been  watching him and told him he couldn't have any chicken, beef, or pork  for a month  because he was a mean little bastard. She told him to wait 'til his  dad got home. His dad  came home and tripped over the pussy cat and he got mad and kicked that cat across the  room. The little boy looked at his mom and said, "Are you going to  tell him or am I?"




 
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Lucky.. (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
We're gonna catch it, don't worry :)).
the ability to guess (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
the boy has the ability to guess!!!



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