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Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Dirty jokes
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Submitted by: EAT_MY_ASSHOLE |
Total Views: 7886 |
Release Date: Jul 8th, 2007 |
Rating: Very Good | 1 rate(s)

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One stormy night an English, Irish and Scottish man were walking home and had no shelter so at the top of this big hill they found this haunted house.
They were all freaked out and hesitated to go in.
Eventually, the English man went in and found a five pound note sitting on the table and he goes to lift it when all of a sudden the ghost of Mickey Mouse appears and says "I'm the ghost of Mickey Mouse lift that fiver and I'll haunt your house"
Next the Scottish man went in and saw the fiver, but before he could lift it the ghost of Mickey Mouse appeared again and said "I'm the ghost of Mickey Mouse lift that fiver and I'll haunt your house".
Finally, the Irishman went in and lifted the fiver and Mickey Mouse popped out again and said "I'm the ghost of Mickey mouse lift that fiver and I'll haunt your house"
Then the Irishman said "I'm the ghost of Donald Duck I'll lift this fiver and I'll run like f**k"
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Comment: 1
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ghosts (by sunny, Jul 13th, 2007) Donald Duck vS Mickey Mouse, one 1 wanna lift the fiver , another run like fuck |
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