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Submitted by: Icy_Fire |
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Release Date: Oct 27th, 2010 |
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An old lady was rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when -- all of a sudden -- a fairy godmother appeared in front of her and informed her that she would be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," sayed the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
*** POOF ***
Her rocking chair turned to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
*** POOF ***
She turned into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wandered across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome young prince?" she asked.
*** POOF ***
There before her stood a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stared at him, smitten. With a smile that made her knees weak, he sauntered across the porch and whispers in her ear.
"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."
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The Handsome Prince 
really sorry ! (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
