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The Handsome Prince [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Icy_Fire
Total Views:  2233
Release Date:  Oct 27th, 2010
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An old lady was rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when -- all of a sudden -- a fairy godmother appeared in front of her and informed her that she would be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," sayed the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

*** POOF ***

Her rocking chair turned to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

*** POOF ***

She turned into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.

Just then the old woman's cat wandered across the porch in front of them.

"Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome young prince?" she asked.

*** POOF ***

There before her stood a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

She stared at him, smitten. With a smile that made her knees weak, he sauntered across the porch and whispers in her ear.

"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."




 
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really sorry ! (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
as she can`t do anything with the nice prince



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