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The guy in the bar [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  gnomette
Total Views:  2543
Release Date:  Jul 1st, 2007
Rating:  Good | 1 rate(s)

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the
   bartender. "If i show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, is
   my beer on the house?" "We'll See," says the bartender. So the guy
   pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the
   bar,
   and the hamster begins to play. "Impressive," says the bartender, "but
   i'll need to see more." "Hold on," says the man. He then pulls out a
   bullfrog, and it sings "Old Man River." A patron jups up from mhis
   table and shouts "Thats's Absolutely incredible! I'll give you $100
   right now for the frog." "Sold," says the guy. The patron takes the
   bullfrog and leaves. "It's none of my business," says the bartender,
   "but you just gave away a fortune." "Not really," says the guy. "The
   hamster is also a ventriloquist."




 
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Comment:  4 [Add Comment]
Kid (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
Animal go to the bar, funny!
haha (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
What a brave man is !
Smart man (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
so The hamster can say by belly, the frog is rubbish
ventriloquist (by fairylands, Jul 11th, 2007)
oh yeah, we should try to learn this tip



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