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Submitted by: gnomette |
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Total Views: 2543 |
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Release Date: Jul 1st, 2007 |
Rating: Good | 1 rate(s)
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the
bartender. "If i show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, is
my beer on the house?" "We'll See," says the bartender. So the guy
pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the
bar,
and the hamster begins to play. "Impressive," says the bartender, "but
i'll need to see more." "Hold on," says the man. He then pulls out a
bullfrog, and it sings "Old Man River." A patron jups up from mhis
table and shouts "Thats's Absolutely incredible! I'll give you $100
right now for the frog." "Sold," says the guy. The patron takes the
bullfrog and leaves. "It's none of my business," says the bartender,
"but you just gave away a fortune." "Not really," says the guy. "The
hamster is also a ventriloquist."
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Comment: 4
[Add Comment]
 Kid (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
Animal go to the bar, funny! |
haha (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
What a brave man is ! |
Smart man (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
so The hamster can say by belly, the frog is rubbish |
ventriloquist (by fairylands, Jul 11th, 2007)
oh yeah, we should try to learn this tip |
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